For the Bidet Curious: 3 Under $100 Toilet Seat Bidets, Reviewed -- Real Life Review

Ever since reading Farhad Manjoo's ode to the high-end toilet-seat bidet in the New York Times in 2015, I've been curious to try one. Although I was familiar with standalone porcelain bidets, I'd never successfully used one, and I'd definitely never tried the attachment-style bidets he was raving about -- the ones that you sandwich between your toilet and your toilet-seat lid, and that have a little nozzle that emerges, Alien-like, at the push of a button to spray your butt (and whatever else yo...